Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I can text with my tongue
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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