i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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