i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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