is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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