all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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