she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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