i barfeds in our rink
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
