nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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