how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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