I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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