David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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