You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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