Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.