I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You pole danced in your parka.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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