you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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