I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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