every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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