She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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