I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
