Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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