what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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