I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.