yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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