It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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