did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
this just has baby written all over it
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E