On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.