I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.