I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize