It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she peed on how many people?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest