4 words: hood of his car
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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