he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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