I think I am morally bankrupt
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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