arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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