Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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