i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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