i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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