Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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