Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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