with your own penis?
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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