Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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