I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
one might say we're banned from that church
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
tell me about the eggs
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