Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor... http://tfl.nu/oppe
  Replies (3) Good night (871) Bad night (365) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra http://tfl.nu/y9he
  Replies (62) Good night (9483) Bad night (989) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend. http://tfl.nu/wrr6
  Replies (21) Good night (5164) Bad night (815) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer. http://tfl.nu/24xs
  Replies (16) Good night (1255) Bad night (2932) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/lg2v
  Replies (26) Good night (10602) Bad night (733) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life http://tfl.nu/u0np
  Replies (13) Good night (2355) Bad night (2363) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL http://tfl.nu/gcph
  Replies (7) Good night (1613) Bad night (777) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember? http://tfl.nu/1p12
  Replies (16) Good night (4449) Bad night (875)
• Favorite

  (217): View more from Illinois

  who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (217): who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo? http://tfl.nu/900o
  Replies (4) Good night (2136) Bad night (722) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW

  (1-860): View more from Connecticut

  I have got to meet this girl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW (1-860): I have got to meet this girl. http://tfl.nu/ejln
  Replies (7) Good night (2064) Bad night (419) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything. http://tfl.nu/wqjw
  Replies (5) Good night (2041) Bad night (357) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom http://tfl.nu/tkh6
  Replies (8) Good night (2117) Bad night (472) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine http://tfl.nu/xy6d
  Replies (7) Good night (1423) Bad night (522) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age (612): Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity http://tfl.nu/l9mx
  Replies (6) Good night (770) Bad night (363)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants http://tfl.nu/jm8o
  Replies (13) Good night (483) Bad night (921) Order T-Shirt

Randomize