It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we made out on top of his cat.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.