he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml