I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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