i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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