i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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