He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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