Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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