well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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