she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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