My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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