It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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